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Fat Bastard

Fat bastard - a disco hit by George Bum

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Lyrics

He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies
You wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size
Fat bastard, the fat bastard
Fat bastard, the fat bastard

His massive gut, is like a balloon
The human equivalent of a cheese filled moon
He's on the dole, his live's a farce
He's so fat he can't wipe his own arse

Everyone thinks he's a twat, he's stupid and really fat
(where's he flip flopping off to this time)
All he ever does is eat, he's never seen his feet
THE FAT BASTARD!

He's very round, he weighs five hundred pounds
He gets much much taller when he lies on the ground
He's bust his flies, but he can't hide
Coz he's too big too fat and too bloody wide

He'll ignore the ZX Spectrum,
to talk out of his rectum
(We all thought it was atari these days, no?)
His backside blubbers about, his cleavage is popping out
THE FAT BASTARD!

If he sees a comment about the vega, he's sure to hit delete
We all thought the only thing he could do was eat
He really is a state, he needs to lose some weight
THE FAT BASTARD !

The ZX Spectrum, is under attack
He's a fat bastard and we must push him back
Him and his wife, a couple of turds
He's still a virgin and she's not a real bird

Everyone thinks he's a twat, he's stupid and really fat
(Where's he flip flopping off to this time?)
All he ever does is eat, he's never seen his feet
THE FAT BASTARD!

Fat bastard, the fat bastard...
Fat bastard, the fat bastard...
Fat bastard, the fat bastard...
Fat bastard, the fat bastard...

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