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Worst Amiga Book Ever: The A-Z of Commodore Amiga Games by Kieren Hawken (Book Review)

Kieren Hawken's book The A-Z of Commodore Amiga Games is the worst Amiga book I have ever read. It's a rambling collection of game "reviews" by an extremely biased and Atari ST obsessed trouble-maker, and the majority of the reviews seem to have been copied and pasted from his other "books". The "reviews" are full of spelling mistakes, poor grammar, incorrect facts, and downright lies. No proof-reading seems to have taken place. The writing is at a level comparable to a child, still learning basic writing at primary school. I suspect the author has never even played these games on the Amiga, and simply stole screenshots from YouTube for his Amiga "reviews".

I'll briefly go through some of the worst reviews I noticed in this book to explain why it's a waste of your time and money.

Thankfully most of Kieren's terrible PDF pamphlets have been removed from Amazon, so it should be harder for Kieren to take money from gullible retrogamers.


The first review in the book, and Kieren made a pretty bold claim that Roger Dean and Psygnosis stole the box-artwork:

Kieren Hawken

Another really interesting thing I found out is that the box art was actually stolen from an early ZX Spectrum game by Artic Computing called Planet of Death.

— Kieren Hawken

According to Kieren, Psygnosis stole the old ZX Spectrum artwork, re-created the parts that were drawn over, added sections that were missing, re-coloured it, then put their title over the top. The truth is Psygnosis licensed the original artwork themselves, and were then free to add their own logo.

Planet of Death (ZX Spectrum)

Agony (Amiga)

Kieren then questioned if the owl's name is Psygnosis. 

Kieren Hawken

You must guide the owl (is his name actually Psygnosis?)

— Kieren Hawken

A few seconds research would have shown Kieren that it definitely isn't. From graphic artist Franck Sauer's wonderful Agony entry on his website:

Franck Sauer

We used an Owl as the main character because we thought it would be very cool. This was our choice, not Psygnosis. The owl as a main character was not imposed to us by Psygnosis. We were looking for a flying animal to mach with the graphical design of the game, and when we signed with Psygnosis, we liked that company so much we thought the elegant beauty of an owl seemed a good fit. I used a sequence at the beginning of the film 'Labyrinth' as a reference for creating the animation.

— Franck Sauer


Another World

The ridiculous A-Z template Kieren sticks to in his books where he picks 3 games from each letter of the alphabet means he constantly has to shoe-horn games into unpopular letters to pad out the book, Rather than putting Another World under the letter 'A', he included it in the 'O' section for the USA-only title Out of This World — but never bothered to explain this. He confused himself through the review, switching between the names. The grammar was absolutely terrible in this review, such as this sentence:

Kieren Hawken

Another World isn’t game that can just be played and completed

— Kieren Hawken

Another World

Barbarian: The Ultimate Warrior

Another casualty of Kieren's stupid maximum-three-games-per-letter idea, Barbarian had to be shifted to the letter 'U'. The status panel even shows 'Barbarian' at the top, not "Ultimate Warrior (The)". There is also no mention of the USA release called Death Sword, something any games journalist should have known.


Body Blows

Kieren contradicted himself in his Body Blows review. Much later in the book he claimed that nobody had heard of Team 17, yet he wrote that Team 17 were "much loved" in this Body Blows review:

Kieren Hawken

In 1993 the much loved Team 17 went about to try and fix that with the release of Body Blows, a pretty blatant clone of Capcom’s Street Fighter II.

— Kieren Hawken

Kieren's lack of Amiga knowledge showed when he summed up the game with this awful sentence:

Kieren Hawken

At the end of the day this probably as best an example of the genre as there is for the original version of the Amiga, it’s certainly playable but also fairly flawed.

— Kieren Hawken

I'd wager that he's never played Shadow Fighter, Fightin' Spirit, Mortal Kombat or Mortal Kombat 2 on the Amiga — titles that are all much better versus fighting games than Body Blows

Body Blows

Bubble Bobble

Bubble Bobble is yet another copy and paste review from many of Kieren's other books, complete with all the same mistakes. The game was released in 1988, not 1987 as Kieren wrote at the top. The main characters Bub and Bob were turned into dragons, yet Kieren wrote:

Kieren Hawken

Playing the parts of Bub and Bob, two humans who have been magically turned into dinosaurs

— Kieren Hawken

Kieren's been pulled up multiple times that Bubble Bobble features bonus letters in the bubbles that spell out "EXTEND", not "EXTRA". In the Amiga version, collecting these six letters awards a bonus life and completes the current level, yet Kieren's reviews all seem to include this load of nonsense:

Kieren Hawken

You must also look out for the bonus bubbles that contain letters spelling the word “EXTRA”. If you get all these letters you then activate a warp taking you several levels ahead.

— Kieren Hawken

The screenshot included in the book even shows EXT--- down the left, and E-TEND on the right, so maybe he needs to get his eyes checked out!

Many others have suggested that Kieren doesn't even play the games he reviews, and simply steals screenshots from YouTube videos. I managed to confirm this, and matched his screenshot to a longplay video by bethelarmerfisch at 44:58.

LynxGod has already ripped apart Kieren's Commodore 64 review of Bubble Bobble and most of it applies to this Amiga "review".

Bubble Bobble

The Empire Strikes Back

The Empire Strikes Back review seems to be a copy and paste review from his earlier books, complete with horrendous blunders like this:

Kieren Hawken

Released in 1985, The Empire Strikes Back is not just the third film in the original Star Wars trilogy it is also the third game in the Atari arcade trilogy.

— Kieren Hawken

According to Kieren, Star Wars was released first, followed by Return of the Jedi, and the trilogy reached its conclusion with The Empire Strikes Back! Youtuber Lynx God has done a full tear-down of Kieren's Empire Strikes Back review, and most of the mistakes apply to this Amiga "review".

Empire Strikes Back review

James Pond: Underwater Agent

In the James Pond review, Kieren spelt the name of the publisher (Millennium) incorrectly. His hate for platform games shined through as he awarded the game a measly 4 out of 10, despite admitting the game was extremely popular with gamers:

Kieren Hawken

This game was incredibly popular back in the day but I’ve always found it really tedious to play. It always felt like a budget title to me with its generic gameplay and lack of excitement. The graphics and sound are both average at best and nothing to get excited over. James Pond really is a game that belongs at the very bottom of the sea!

— Kieren Hawken

In fact, the game was popular enough that it spawned a number of sequels, the game received average magazine ratings of 83% at the time, and 113 Lemon Amiga users average rating is 7.27 out of 10.

James Pond: Underwater Agent

Kick Off 2

It's painfully obvious that this review was copied from his Atari ST book. Whenever Kieren compares soccer games, he brings up Sensible Soccer — possibly the best football game on the Atari ST — but not the best on the Amiga.

Because Sensible World of Soccer (SWOS) was never released on the Atari ST and Kieren is unfamiliar with it, he always includes Atari ST games for comparison. Amiga owners will always compare soccer games to SWOS and Kick Off 2, never Sensible Soccer. You are usually in the SWOS camp, or the Kick Off 2 camp.

Kick Off 2

Lotus Esprit Turbo Challenge

Definitely one of the worst review in the book, Kieren gets so much wrong in this review it's hard to know where to begin. Kieren is in desperate need of a proof-reader, when he writes sentences like this:

Kieren Hawken

Lotus Esprit is very much a traditional style racer where you must complete a set amount of laps across the some of the most famous circuits in the world

— Kieren Hawken

Lotus Esprit Turbo Challenge Alaska course intro

The Alaska course is located in Prudhoe Bay, one of many "famous circuits" according to Kieren. In reality, Prudhoe Bay is a small place in Alaska with a permanent population of approximately 2000 people and no racing track. Kieren didn't seem to realise that the circuits in the game are fictional.

Kieren has a bad habit of writing "also" and "too" in the same sentence in his reviews. He also regularly mixes up "it's" and "its". Both errors are contained in the Lotus review.

Kieren also claimed that Ben Daglish wrote the Amiga soundtrack. This is wrong, as Ben Daglish (RIP) himself confirmed before his passing, in addition to the programmer Shaun Southern, who has been incorrectly credited as the Amiga musician on many internet websites.

Lotus Esprit Turbo Challenge


Publisher Team 17 went from releasing titles such as Alien Breed in 1991, to being "much loved" in 1993 with the release of Body Blows, to being "unheard of" when they released Worms (also in "1993" according to Kieren):

Kieren Hawken

Before the release of Worms hardly anyone had even heard of Team 17.

— Kieren Hawken

Worms was actually released in 1995, not 1993 as Kieren incorrectly stated in this book. Team 17 remained extremely popular on the Amiga throughout their lifetime, and there would be very few Amiga owners that had never heard of them. The majority of their games required 1Mb of RAM, which helped convince many stubborn Amiga owners to upgrade their memory from the base 512k machine.



This book is a complete disaster. Kieren Hawken has no love for the Amiga, and it really shows. There's hardly any Amiga-specific games featured, and he name-drops Atari over and over in the reviews. Everything seems to be a rip-off of some "amazing" Atari game, or was done earlier and better by Atari. The book's been churned out by copying and pasting reviews from his other books, and is nothing but a quick cash-grab. If you really want to see how bad this book is, check out the free samples on the internet, or download a PDF of it. Don't waste your money buying this utter trash.

Codetapper's rating: 1 out of 10.

I'm aware that Kieren Hawken issues takedown notices to Amazon, YouTube and Facebook for negative reviews of his books. If you've ever had any of your comments removed in the past, feel free to post your honest comments below. If you'd like more detailed information about these reviews, I recommend the following videos where the creators have delved much deeper into the Kizza review cesspit.

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  • Gravatar for Waste King

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    Waste King 23/05/2024 3:56pm (32 days ago)

  • Gravatar for Chinny

    Why on earth does he keep putting out this absolute rubbish? Surely no one is buying them? Unlike some of us, Kieren didn't own most of the systems he claims to have vast experience of. The Amiga is yet another that he's picked on purely as part of his continuing ploy to generate himself more clicks and pennies. It's time he was put out to pasture.

    Chinny 05/05/2024 2:18pm (50 days ago)

  • Gravatar for Allseeing

    He was bottom set for English at school.

    He has got involved in Comic Con in Luton and bullied the guy who set it up out of the whole project, made himself the lead person and is busy giving people workshops on professional writing.

    He is not autistic, he uses this as an excuse for his awful attitude and behaviour.

    He has always been the same- a vile, professional victim.

    Allseeing 12/12/2023 6:17pm (6 months ago)

  • Gravatar for slider

    A very accurate review. The book is just one of a number of low quality products the current retrogaming community is shoving down the throats of consumers and these books should be avoided at all costs!

    slider 06/12/2023 8:32pm (7 months ago)

  • Gravatar for Luc

    Funnily enough I found this "book" review from a thread on an Atari forum post about his '10 amazing Atari ST facts' video (don't worry; we all know he's a lying shit - ).
    What baffles me is how do these books manage to get, and continue to get published?

    Luc 25/07/2023 8:33am (11 months ago)

  • Gravatar for XPD

    Dare I ask how you came across this disaster, yet alone read it :D

    XPD 03/07/2023 3:40am (12 months ago)

  • Gravatar for Lynx is my Dildo

    I hate everything about this Atari obsessed creep. From his copy and paste PDF books to his shitty attitude on any retro gaming sites when anyone has the nerve to disagree with his POV.He worked with Atari, wrote for Retro Gamer mag, wrote Steve Davis Snooker when he was still in the womb and then when something flares up (usually being called out for being a cunt), blames his autism and becomes the victim. The lack of knowledge regarding the Amiga is mainly due to his constant fingers-in-his-ears, La-la-la, I can’t hear you, the ST IS the best ramblings

    Lynx is my Dildo 01/04/2023 4:14pm (15 months ago)

  • Gravatar for LordEvyl

    Actually Barbarian was actually released in the US by Epyx as Death Sword, at least on the Commodore 64. Not too sure if it was released on the ST and Amiga over here though. Actually a quick search to the Launchbox games database, shows that it was(on the ST anyway) However, that does not change the fact that Kieren Hawken is a notorious liar and an all around piece of crap. Also confirmed on mobygames

    LordEvyl 28/02/2023 1:43am (16 months ago)

  • Gravatar for Mike Lamb

    So this is the same Kizza that claimed to write Steve Davis Snooker 128k in BASIC when he was 7 years old. I wondered what happened to this lying piece of shit.

    Mike Lamb 30/01/2022 10:55pm (2 years ago)

  • Gravatar for The beyond your comprehension


    Such an amazing breakdown of what has to be the biggest fucking train wreck of a writer? or should I say complete cockwomble who believes he has talent? The complete lack of laziness in both the research and the writing only reinstates how piss poor this individual is at anything he applies himself too, you can't even call it writing? it makes no sense half the time or can even relate to what format he writing about since all of his books are copied and pasted from one branch to the other.

    I'm sure those that bought more than one of these shite heaps of so-called books must have the taste of shit in their mouths, because I know I did. what this fool knows you could put in a match box..or better what he does and head yourself over to Wikipedia and pick up all the work of others and job done.

    Mr Hawken would best suit himself if he got a real job and get a real career rather than sponging off the nostalgia of people laying in wait like a Trapdoor Spider waiting for some unsuspected buyer to come along and buy this absolute garage. You're a parasite of the Retrogaming scene. yesterday.

    The beyond your comprehension 30/01/2022 8:24pm (2 years ago)

  • Gravatar for Amigagod

    Not on my fucking watch, kizza, you complete cock.

    Amigagod 30/01/2022 4:22pm (2 years ago)

  • Gravatar for Bernard Horatio Hufnagel

    Not only is kizza a compete cunt, he's also a grass. Be it a call to your employer or a call to the police, nothing is too much effort for kizza when it comes to playing the victim. In my country we flush turds and never see them again.

    Bernard Horatio Hufnagel 30/01/2022 4:06pm (2 years ago)

  • Gravatar for Craig Fairbrass

    Why is this creep is still being allowed to publish? his publisher must be a prat or kizza has him over a barrel for something or other. he should be embarrassed to be known for all this crap. that is what it is. crap.

    Craig Fairbrass 30/01/2022 3:58pm (2 years ago)

  • Gravatar for Lloyd

    This man is a limp dick

    Lloyd 30/01/2022 12:37pm (2 years ago)

  • Gravatar for Steve Davis

    Had enough of this bastard a long time ago, so has everyone else. I can't put into words how much I hate this ginger loser, and that is what he is. An absolute loser. I know autistic people and this freak isn't autistic, he's just a horrible, deluded, backstabbing, lying, talentless piece of ass. Every failing is put down to autism, which is bs. How about just admitting it's because you're a fucking cunt, you ginger shit!

    Steve Davis 30/01/2022 11:23am (2 years ago)

  • Gravatar for Planeswalker

    I discovered this fat, useless, incel cunt some time back and have been laughing at his continuing failures ever since. I heard he is married but that his wife is more man than he is. She pays for him to sit idle. Everyone seems to know this yet he pretends his critical endeavours actually bring home the bacon. No chance. He doesn't make any money from what he does and I'm told she supports him financially. He's promoting complete and utter failure as success, but only he believes it! Also heard he bats for the other side, if his reported sexual advances are to be believed. What a feeble creep.

    Planeswalker 30/01/2022 11:20am (2 years ago)

  • Gravatar for Kierens Wank Sock

    I can't believe this amateur writes "books" and actually has a contract for it!

    I would have thought his reputation precedes him at this stage, he must be on dwindling sales at this point.

    The Psygnosis/Agony one is quite the claim, wonder what Sony would think about that?

    Kierens Wank Sock 30/01/2022 11:10am (2 years ago)

  • Gravatar for George Lucas

    Kizza should be embarrassed by that Empire Strikes Back review. 3rd movie in the trilogy? What a fucking idiotic thing to publish in a book.

    George Lucas 30/01/2022 5:03am (2 years ago)

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